Four Sisters Vietnamese

Welcome back everyone! It's been a long hiatus, but we're back and about the same quality as before! We've gone through some roommate changes, differences in scheduling, and general apathy, but we're getting back on track and looking forward to reviewing more restaurants in the Falls Church/Arlington area. That said, we are very rusty, as evidenced by this first pick, which was far from the usual Thurber Party venue:



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Curb Appeal/Location: Bumpy (apparently it had been so long for Bumpy that he had forgotten the difference between Curb Appeal and Ambience...don't worry people, we'll get better)
The Vietnamese sisters restaurant was likely one of the nicer establishments that I have visited for blog dinner during my short tenure with the gang. The restaurant was a bit nicer than the other restaurants that we normally associate with. Actually, the decor led us to believe that we had made a mistake in selecting a restaurant that seemed a bit out of our league. The restaurant was filled with nice tables donning a rich wooden stain dimly lit by elegant ceiling lights. However, the largest contributor to the classy ambiance of the restaurant was the bathrooms. Any restaurant reviewer knows that the bathrooms are a fail safe method of determining how nice the restaurant is. These bathrooms were impeccably clean and spacious with plenty of privacy. The Vietnamese sisters menu was quite large, but just in case it didn't suit your palette, there was a Chipotle and Noodles and Co. nearby.
Rating: 4 Thurbs



Food and Beverage: Tommy
We knew that we were pretty far off the reservation when we saw the size of the menu at 4 Sisters. I commented that it was roughly the equivalent of a Vietnamese Cheesecake Factory. The menu listed everything from spring rolls to dishes of chicken, pork, beef, and fish, and in all different preparations. To be fair, none of us could accurately describe the difference between fares of the major Southeastern Asian countries, but many of the items that you could find in Thai, Malaysian, Indonesian, and some Chinese restaurants could be found here as well, sometimes in slightly modified versions.

I got spring rolls with spiced pork and shrimp with peanut sauce, which Andrea and I both agreed were very good. Andrea had a curry chicken with coconut milk and spicy sauce, Bumpy and I had a carmelized pork with black pepper cooked in a clay pot, Brian got a grilled black pepper beef served over watercress, tomatoes (the only slightly off part of the whole meal, these were very, very pale green, almost white), onions, and lime dip , and Paul selected the chicken sauteed with mixed vegetables. If you just drooled on your keyboard, that is the correct response. The food was fantastic, so much so that we really felt bad that we had gone there.

Usually this blog is about going to locations that are off the beaten path and finding a diamond in the rough. This time, however, we felt like we went to a place that was used to cooking everything just right. Just the right amount of seasoning, served at the correct temperature, and quickly. As soon as I saw my plate, I knew it was going to be awesome, and it was. Paul got a whole pot of jasmine tea for $0.50. I know tea is very simple, but $0.50? BP got a Vietnamese beer ("33") and declared it to be a good competitor for MGD (and will probably purchase this shirt later). If you want mystery, don't go here. If you want some outstanding food and to get exactly what you order, prepared how you want it (which, let's be honest, is kind of the ideal goal for almost all restaurants that don't involve a small blog's participants), you need to go here.
Rating: 4 Thurbs



Ambience/Entertainment: Brian

As Tommy first described the location of 4 Sisters Vietnamese, I thought, “yeah, located behind some office buildings, kind of obscure…this could be good.” However, I would soon find this establishment to be much classier than many of our previous ventures. First indicator this place was legit: tons of people sitting at nicely organized booths and tables. Additionally, matching places settings and furniture was strange to us.

You might call 4 Sisters a “normal, well-run restaurant.” Music played while we ate that was neither too loud nor soft. This allowed for casual conversation, but we were subject to being drowned out by the women’s book club/all girls’ dinner party next to us. Native artwork adorned the walls and even a picture of the 4 sisters themselves! We did have a birthday the next table over, so we halfheartedly sang to our unknown friends as a cupcake with a single candle made its way to their table. Sorry readers, no impromptu karaoke hours, club scene, or wedding receptions as you have come to expect. Never fear, we have a highly selective list of future restaurants that are sure to make up for the lack of crazy this go ‘round.
Rating: 3 Thurbs

Guest of Honor: Andrea Docos
Go Big or Go Home. That should be the motto for the Gentlemen of James Thurber Court. The new season of “Thurber: Party of Four” kicked it up a notch last week when the restaurant of choice turned out to be better than all of their former dining experiences combined – and also proved to have made its way onto the “Top 100 Restaurants in the Washington DC Metro area” list…. Imagine my delight at being the lucky lady that got to partake! (I’m still speechless people.) Upon selecting Four Sisters in Falls Church, we were excited at the thought of this place being the quintessential Thurb spot when we heard it was located on the backside of a commercial district quite close to the theater formally known as “Murder-plex”. But whatever preconceived notions we had were quickly shattered. Let me paint a picture for you: As you round the corner from the parking garage, you are greeted by the yellow glow of an illuminated corner locale. A revolving door beckons you into the eatery where the warm aroma of fresh seafood teases your senses…

We were seated and served faster than you can say “classy joint”, and proceeded to put aside our chopsticks and shovel like any decent American would do to demonstrate their approval of a particularly fabulous dish.

Now don’t let the cloth napkins and fancy table cloth fool you, this fancy-shmantzi establishment still proved to have the potential for a rip-roaring good time: Where Happy Birthday could (and would) be sung out loud by a group of patrons, as well as be the choice gathering spot for a group of middle aged women/book clubbers/maybe a wedding party? (The jury is still out.) And as if it wasn’t family oriented enough, a large framed school photo of four little girls left you wondering, “Could those be the Four Sisters?”…

Overall, the flavors were intense and the sauces were light which meant that the “I’m sickeningly full” food coma never came. We all just left smiling and snickering over the fact that Four Sisters turned out to be quite a delight. I give it 3.75 Thurbs.

Four Sisters Vietnamese Restaurant
Overall Rating: 3.6875 Thurbs

Tuscany Grapes Cafe

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Curb Appeal & Location: Brian R.

This particular phrase can be heard in many scenes and settings. You could probably find it somewhere at a wedding or maybe it comes out in a long overdue conversation with an old friend. Whoever it may be is probably going on about their husband or wife and finally gets to the part where they affirm that he/she is “their better half”. We have all heard the saying and sometimes it’s heartfelt, but other times it’s more than apparent that the claim is false and the speaker clearly believes they are actually the better half by a long shot. Well, Tuscany Grapes, our most recent dinner venture, was definitely the better half... of 7-11. Other businesses attached to 7-11’s? Laundromats, Check Cashing establishments, Bail Bonds and crime scenes.

If your going to eat here you should probably just look for the 7-11, but to be a bit more specific Tuscany Grapes was off of Lee Highway on Rogers Road. The less than classy low-lit lot was garnished with a pulsing “OPEN” sign that left us all second-guessing whether or not the sign was actually telling the truth, but the door opened and we found that the establishment was open. Other outside décor included a white board held by steel cables and bolted into the building that advertised the name of the establishment. Really nothing else worth mentioning as far as curb appeal goes.

Rating: 2 Thurbs

Food & Beverage: Brian P.

I first noticed Tuscany Grapes Café as I traveled down Lee Highway in Tommy’s car last week. Perpendicularly attached to a 7 Eleven, it may not be the first place one looks for fine Mediterranean cuisine. Intrigued by the name and online menu, the Thurber party ventured inside this restaurant/hookah bar Monday night with somewhat high hopes. In all honesty, our group was eager to forget the disappointment of Victor’s Grill weeks before. Prior to our trip, we had the luxury of perusing a rather extensive menu on the Tuscany Grapes website. Boasting such dishes as Baba Ghanouge, Kibbi, Fatoush, and Khyar B’Laban, Tuscany Grapes certainly appeared to be an establishment steeped in authenticity. To our amazement and delight, Tuscany Grapes Café delivered!

Our rather eccentric and talkative waiter took our order and delivered a variety of well-prepared Mediterranean foods. I had the chicken kabob and hummus (to compare to Lahori Kabob,) Matt ordered falafel, Tommy enjoyed a massive ricotta/pepperoni calzone, and Brobinson had a chicken parmesan sub. Three waters and a Diet Coke were the beverages for the evening. Unfortunately, these drinks were delivered in bottle or can only preventing free refills. We sipped conservatively. To cap off the evening, Tommy, Matt and Brobinson enjoyed Strawberry Al Fakher served in one of the tallest hookah’s I’ve ever seen. Yet another crowd pleaser. I’m trying to quit.

Although we didn’t try some of the more exotic choices mentioned above, I can confidently say everyone enjoyed their meals and we will return. I also believe we Thurberites did a fine job of sampling a diverse array of what Tuscany Grapes Café has to offer. Hopefully, dear readers, you can carve out some time to make a trip right off Lee Highway on Rogers Road and visit this restaurant. It is sure to please.

Rating: 3.25 Thurbs

Service & Cost: Tommy

The entrance to Tuscany Grapes is where I would’ve designed it, had I the unfortunate luck of opening my business on “opposite day.” Although there is no sign welcoming you through the door of my preference, there were also no tables blocking entry. When I got about 10 feet away, I could see the other guys already inside, watching to see if I made the same blunder I assume they already had. As I walked inside, a very cordial man greeted me (turns out he owns the restaurant). Both the manager (who doubled as a waiter) and the owner were very friendly and made small talk with us about sports, current events, and the occasional borderline-inappropriate joke. Although I can’t give TG an excellent rating for cost since they had no soda fountain, gave only cans of soda and bottles of water (with no refills, obviously), it was a very fair price for the food itself. All in all, if you’re looking for a place that has no qualms about being the place you grab a pizza and eat it in the restaurant at 3am, Tuscany Grapes is worth a try. Completely unassuming, and I don’t think anything would’ve rattled these guys. I wanted to test my theory by laying down on a table and eating my calzone with my hands, but I didn’t want to push the limits of their generosity.

Rating: 3.0 Thurbs

Ambiance & Entertainment: Matt

How can I possibly explain what it feels like to spend a Monday evening at Tuscany Grapes? Have you ever had a weekend night where you’ve gone with someone you know over to a random dude’s apartment that you don’t really know and found yourself in the company of a bunch of other random dudes that all seem slightly sketchy but also very friendly and everyone is just lounging around, watching TV, making a few jokes, being slightly inappropriate, acting like you’re all good friends and then leaving at the end of that night never to see any of those people ever again. Maybe that’s not a scenario everyone can relate to, but I had a sense of déjà vu the whole night at Tuscany Grapes about that very type of thing. I think that says something about their friendliness and hospitality of the restaurant staff and patrons. It also says something about the disheveled Mediterranean living room décor at Tuscany Grapes, complete with flat screen TV on the wall, hookahs and ashtrays on the tables and several people hunched over laptops while checking up on their Myspace pages in the middle of the dining room. It also says something about that fact that the whole social situation that developed there was all just a little bizarre. Thirty minutes into our meal we were watching Monday Night Football with the owner, manager and cook as well as three other random customers stopping in for who knows what. Somewhere along the way it switched from eating dinner at a restaurant to hanging out with all these random dudes watching football. All of that makes for a fun time but also a bit of a surreal dining experience.

Rating: 2.5 Thurbs

Tuscany Grapes

Overall Rating: 2.7 Thurbs

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Victor's Grill II

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Location & Curb Appeal: Brian P.

Although lacking any aesthetic appeal to random passersby, Tommy’s Acura found physical curb appeal as his bumper scraped against it upon our arrival at Victor’s Grill II. Located on Lee Highway (see map) in the same shopping strip as El Tio and not far from Bubba’s, the Thurber party found themselves repeat victims of the all-too-familiar Salvadorean/Argentinian combo. The only thing to attract hungry locals is a large, red, neon sign amidst other neon signs in the same strip of stores. If memory serves me correctly, a dry cleaners and some other “tienda” are Victor’s neighbors. However, it gets tough to keep track of these restaurants that have the uncanny ability to offer identical fare. Sorry, readers, not much to report on the obscurity of Victor’s. Perhaps the name of the restaurant is somewhat strange. We have also discovered, as many of these South American restaurants go, there is a common necessity to include some sort of dance floor no matter how small or large the space. Additionally, karaoke must be offered at least 3 nights a week.

Rating: 2 Thurbs

Food & Beverage: Tommy

While trying to decide on what restaurant to go to, I selfishly suggested Victor’s Grill in the hopes that we would avoid a place with bad food. Now normally I’m not a believer in karma, but in this case I would be willing to entertain the idea of it. How else can you explain picking a restaurant with the title of “Grill”, in hopes of avoiding another blasé El Salvadorian restaurant, only to find that Victor’s “Grill” is actually just what you were hoping to avoid?

To be fair, the fried steak sandwich may not be their specialty, but if you want me to try your specialty, you can’t make it $28. This isn’t Ruth’s Chris Churrascaria. As such, I was relegated to the C-list of Victor’s menu (a hilarious menu, I might add). I can only assume that this menu was not done in MS Word, as the amount of red highlighting would’ve been impossible to miss or continue without spell-checking. As such, they had “chucks” of beef, both “Johnnie Walker” and “Jhonnie Walker”, as well as literally probably 30 other typos.

I chose the Milanese, or lightly fried steak sandwich. In a meat house, we knew Matt was going to have a rough time, and he opted for the salad and cheese/rice, which actually looked just like grits. Brobinson got the steak and cheese, or as I like to call it, “the poor man’s Milanese.” BP stepped out on this one, and flexed his gustatory muscles. He stepped up and ordered the Pique Macho, and macho it was. Chucks[sic] of beef, hot dogs (what?), tomatoes, and hot peppers, all arranged in a circle on the plate. I don’t even know what to say about this dish…you just read the description so you probably are thinking the same things I was. I have to give him credit, BP chose this dish on his own, it was not a blind “point at the menu and pick” type of deal. All in all, none of us could bring ourselves to pay Fogo de Chao prices in a Denny’s-like restaurant, so we may never know the true quality of Victor’s.

Rating: 1.5 Thurbs

Service & Cost: Matt

I left “Victor’s Grill II: The Churrascaria” (what it would be called if it were a movie sequel) with one thought weighing heavily on my mind – “How did I end up spending so much money on food like that? I can’t believe this has happened again.” Here’s the full list of what I ate at Victors: rice, cheese and salad. Now here’s the full price that I paid: $12. How/why is this possible?! Even my meat-eating cohorts suffered an inordinate blow to their pocketbooks at Victor’s, paying sizable amounts of money for food that didn’t quite measure up. Of course, I often get the feeling that we’re not ordering the best items on the menu at some of these places we visit and therefore are not experiencing the best of what they have to offer. But then again, at Victor’s, those “top notch” things cost $20, which is a lot of throw down if you don’t entirely trust the place from the very moment you walk in.

Victor’s II also seems to be scraping for any source of revenue that they can possibly muster up. For example, if you ordered more food than you can eat, you can have one to-go box for free, but any additional Styrofoam boxes will cost you 99 cents. At the register, they looked to be selling greeting cards and a few other knick knacks that might appeal to the occasional impulse buyer. Want a refill on that soft drink? Sure, as long as that means buying a whole new drink at full price. There was even a very ambiguous disclaimer written on the menu that said, “Prices may be changed without prior notice.” As in, after you receive the check? I guess their financial motto at Victor’s is “whatever it takes.” I’m just thankful our forks and spoons and the table we ate at were included with the cost of our meal.

Rating: 1.5 Thurbs

Ambiance & Entertainment: Brian R.

The name Victor’s Grill was deceiving at best. What was by day a sparsely frequented restaurant turns popular dance club by night. Well, no I wasn’t there last Friday night, but judging from the disco ball and speakers on the wall it definitely has potential. I’m not saying you should cancel your weekend plans and expect to find Ricky Martin electrifying the dance floor, but the owner definitely did not skimp on TV’s or speakers. Nor is he looking to have any of those stolen, given they are being watched by six security cameras throughout the dining room.

Don’t let me raise your anticipation too much though. Just to wet your palette with a small example of Victor’s interior decorating efforts, our table was located perpendicular to a picture (see above) seemingly meant to be a 4x6, but transformed into a poster with stretched pixels of what most likely used to be a pig roasting on a fire with John Wayne looking on in the background. The bar, on the other hand, seemed like the only remnant of what used to be a five star restaurant. As for the rest? There wasn’t.

Potential for a romantic date? Not here.

Rating: 1 Thurb

Victor's Grill II

Overall Rating: 1.5 Thurbs

Guest of Honor Review: David Garber

Victor's Grill, Roman Numeral 2, was among the most lackluster culinary experiences of my adult life. Imagine it with me: it's a "park in front" type of restaurant, which is never my first choice (something about the too-often characteristic charmlessness of worn out strip malls...), and is flanked by used car dealerships and a mega-graveyard. Inside is the church basement glare of fluorescent lights, two or three employees scurrying around the two (of thirty) occupied tables, and ivory-iridescent floral-theme wallpaper suited more for an unrenovated family dentistry lobby than anyplace I'd enthusiastically choose to eat. White floor, white walls, no less than 12 security cameras, and one lonely, silver (but glimmering with the metalic blink of every color in the South American meat-focused wall hangings) disco ball - a hint of the post-dinner crowd .. or is there one?

They didn't have plantains, which was pret-ty much the only thing I wanted, so I got yucca fries and a chicken and - surprise! - green olive pastry with what appeared to be a dash of red sharpy across it: demarking chicken as opposed to, say, beef or pork. Lick your lips appetizing.

In sum, dinner here was an experience worth having for this singular life lesson: trust your instincts - don't waste your time or your stuffed-in-jean-pockets greenbacks on the ol' Vic deux.

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